What and where is Korea?

Once when I was little I wondered what would happen if I took a lighter to my penis and BOOM it caught fire and I freaked out and turned green at the realization that I was going to have to cut off my penis!!!! So I grabbed an ax and I prepared to take a swing at my penis as a deluge of sweat fell from my forehead.
Worst day of my life.

Everyone I have told this joke to has looked at the picture and said straight-faced, "Alex that is his tail, not his penis."
And I say, "No no, tails are behind you and the penis is in front of you."
and they always reply still straight-faced, "no alex he turned the tail to the front as dogs do when they are scared."

I don't know why I am bothering trying to tell this joke again but I THINK IT IS FUNNY SO COME ON!

Here is my buddy Heesu and I at the POW museum and memorial

Ya dude. you rock out to those traditional Korean flute rhythms!

man i hate the word "rhythm" - I can never spell it right and I always have to look it up with spell check.

Here is a huge fish market on a South Eastern Island in Korea. Most the fish are still alive being caught that morning. You can tell by how they are all flopping around in those bowls.

I'm really happy with this picture and I printed. 8x10 printing here is 4 bucks. What is it in USA?? I wanna know if I can save money printing my photos here or in USA.

We got a new text book at my school and I didn't pick this one out. My students are like 10 years old and they are using htis text book. I guess in korea students are starting early to start exploring the dating scene using various desperate strageties like "blind date" and playing "matchmaker." Wow! I thought you had to be at least 30 years old to be taht desperate.

Realistically these text books are annoying for me because they are hard to use with little children and I end up skipping a lot. I complained but to no avail. Basically I remember I'm getting paid and that's what matters at the end of the day. I mean these little Korean brats aren't learning anything anyway so who cares. (not all are brats just some)

My god. So much I can say about this. Where to start.

How about this: the location. It is situated in my neighborhood. A neighorhood is not rich at all. You can tell by all the fake Gucci bags. So When it says "For the chosen few" they REALLY mean for the chosen few.

Next it says "minority only" Does that mean me? Because myself and my African and European friends who are minorities in this country, we seem to have a lot of money relative to the masses. English teachers make twice the average salary. So maybe this place is made specifically for ME!

And lets not forget what I receive for entering such a pretentious restaurant. I become not only a special guest but a mother fucking NOBLEMAN!

You know, Korea has not been rich for very long so I wonder what the person was thinking 20 years ago before s/he built this place. S/he was sitting in their peasant hut as a young adult thinking, "MAN! ONCE I AM RICH I WILL MAKE A RESTAURANT FOR ONLY RICH PEOPLE TO ENJOY CUTTING OUT ALL THE PEOPLE I KNOW WHO ARE POOR!" fuck the poor! that's what I'll say.

i'm tired of uploading pictures.

i'll recontinue my blog in a couple of months.. like in Spring.

i'm still taking pictures though..

http://www.magwerk.com
Play Music Magazine

My article on Korea Night Club Experience

page 61.

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