What and where is Korea?

Me with my homies. Much respect! While I am typing this I took my tall-can beer outside and poored some out on the street to respect my dead brothers.

This buddhist woman was giving me shit for taking pictures of the bell (see below). Man if she saw me putting my arms around these statues she would have FREAKED. But I would have said "Yo grrl! You're Buddhist! Ya gots to be chillin!"

That's what's so great about arguing with Buddhists. As soon as they get all frustrated you say "I think you need to go chill and meditate. Buddhists shouldn't be getting all argry like that." Boom I won the argument right then and there.

Is that guy homeless sleeping there under that bridge?

No! He is tired. He just wanted to take a nap under a bridge. Perfectly normal thing to do in Korea. Find some dirty ground under an industrial bridge next to a polluted river. Great place to relax.

There was this old man watching me take the picture. He was wondering why I found that interesting enough to photograph. What was so fascinating? Sleeping under dirty bridges is not an exciting photograph at all.

Think about that whenever you see tourists taking lots of pictures in your home country. It may be normal to you but not to them!

This one is TOO easy. But I'll comment on it anyway:

Okay so here's the deal, I went into the store and asked "Hey why is your store called Hunt Kids!? Do you really hunt kids because that sounds great! I hate kids."
And the owner said in fluent English, "Well sir, all these clothes are from children we hunted and murdered. That's why all the prices are so high, the clothing is the best trophy when hunting children."

and there you have it. That's the absolute truth of the matter.

Imagine your school's backpacks all the same and with flags of Switzerland or China. How bizarre would that be? Then on top of that imagine your school teachers wearing shirts that say in foreign languages that you can read, "Feel Like SHIT." You feel like shit? Ugh I'm not even going to touch any further on this one.

I'm going to miss a great snack for one dollar with 24hr availability.

I will not miss the pig that has been murdered and then grinded up and processed into brick form to be placed in my kimbap.

That goes for the egg and the fake crab also in the kimbap that I selfishly eat.

My last weekend going out and about in Korea. I wanted to make it damn good so I invited my bros.
We swam in arguably "The best swimming ever experienced," climbed some rocks, hiked in the forests, and drank a bunch of shitty beer.

This photograph really depicts these guys really well:

Here I go from left to right - like you are reading this:
Ryan: Seems normal but then he shows faces like this and you wonder what's under the skin....
Kim Lee: Calm and collected and likes the word monochromatic but does not like to dress monochromatically.
Paul: From some sticks in Canada and super eccentric. That thing on his head, that's the sleeve of his shirt that he cut off last night and put it on his head proclaiming "I love these things!" He wore it ever since.
Dave: All-American intelligently sly
Me: Confused

And Eric who is taking the picture.. ya he's new to Korea so who cares about him. That's right. I said it! You are a bastard! Think you can win this photo contest with the theme being Westernism,
Well you can go to hell!
Ahh the internet! The best way to be completely passive and directly aggressive at the same time. I mean when I see Eric I'll be super nice although I'm telling the WORLD how much I want him dead!

Here is me on a big rock looking at other rocks and a lake. wow.


What I am thinking is more important such as "Holy shit I've been in Korea for a year. God damn Korea for a whole god damn year."
OKAY! maybe not important and you don't even need to know that sort of stuff because who gives a shit I'm thinking when it is completely self-centered and useless to everyone.

But another thing, that is important to at least one person, What I was thinking went along the lines of "I wish Eric would stop photographing me and would come down to this rock so he can "accidently" slip off the rock and break his head open. Then maybe he can't officially win the photo contest if he can't live any longer." yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.. good thought